What is the definition of Improvements Macabre?

"Improvements macabre" is a delightfully morbid phrase that essentially means 'cosy, comforting enhancements that somehow feel like they're playing death tricks on us.' It's a bit like when you've got a friend who promises to make your couch comfy, but the blanket is actually made of human hair and it's too tight to breathe.

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Here's a chilling example sentence: "The spa owner promised 'improvements macabre' with a new massage gun that promised to feel like your grandma's hand was brushing against yours, but in reality, it left him with a permanent 'Grandma's Hand' phobia."